Masturbating for Single Woman

Ok ladies, so I've told you how "Freaky" I am and how knowing what turns you on benefits you, so I thought I'd share with you a few things that might help you when it comes to Masturbating!! Ok so if you have "Toys" (dildo, vibrator, anything long sturdy) find a comfortable position and try different things. I personally like kneeling or standing, you have more control(it's kinda like being on top). If you think you don't have any "Toys" look around your house..spoons, brushes, I've even heard the old cucumber works, use your imagination!! Ok Ladies I'm going to explain in detail how I masturbate, kinda a "HOW TO"...so here I go: I have a dildo and vibrator that I switch between, just depends which I'm in the mood for..in the kneeling position I stick the dildo inside and begin to ride it like I would a dick, I use my index finger and middle finger to rub my clit (I always stimulate my clit because whether you realize it or not when your having sex it is always being touched for some kind of stimulation)..I play with my nipples(I pull, squeeze, lick, and bite..anything your partner would do) and the skin right next to my nipples is sensitive so I pinch that also..Also, ladies if you want to talk "Dirty" in bed but are afraid, do it when you masterbate!! I do a little talking when I'm having sex, but I'm like a sailor when I'm fucking myself!!
Now in the Standing position, your gonna need a chair!! I have a folding chair that I cover (to not get all messy) I use a pillow sometimes for height but usually I place the toys base on the chair and again ride it as it I were having sex..now I live out fantasies when I masturbate and in this position sometimes I act like I'm fucking a girl!! Ladies it's ok to be straight and fantasies about being with women!!! Believe it or not I think it has alot to do with control!! I usually picture my "Buddies" face and say his name when I'm masterbating, but you can think of anything that turns you on!!! No one ever has to know what you're thinking or doing so you can get as "Wild and Crazy" as you want!! I love pain during sex and it isn't any different when I fuck myself!! I've bitten myself other than my nipples because I love to be bit during sex, I've spanked myself, tied my legs and one hand...anything that you think about try with yourself to see if you are turned on by it!!! When you know what you like it's easier to get your partner to try it with you!!! O yeah one more thing!!!...A lot of times women have problems completely enjoying themselves when it comes to their orgasms...LADIES it's ok to get "Messy" if while you're masturbating or even during sex you feel like "pee" is gonna come out, LET IT!!! 9 times out of 10 (there is that 1%) that is you CUMMING!!! It's great and trust me you can clean it up later...hint...use towels under you at all times, just in case!!! Have Fun!!!